Attorney turned haiku humorist, David M. Bader is a graduate of Harvard College and Harvard Law School, where he was educated well beyond his intelligence. He is not even distantly related to Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, though he insists on referring to her as "Aunt Ruth." You can e-mail him here. Complaints or criticisms should be submitted in the traditional seventeen syllable (5-7-5) haiku format.