And they were called the Tribe of Levi (Relaxed Fit) and these were their generations: Jedidiah begat Zedidiah, and Zedidiah begat Zebediah, and Zebediah begat Obadiah, and Obadiah begat Irving. And Irving took unto him a wife, Francine, and they were called The Silvermans. But they were without child and begat no one.

And The Silvermans prayed and beseeched the Lord to open Francine's womb, yet her womb remained closed. And they made burnt offerings of rams and heifers and loaves of barley to the Lord, but it availed them not. And they offered coffee rings and bagels and whitefish salad to the Lord, yet she did not conceive. And they tried everything, even sex, but still she was barren of child. And they wept.