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Introducing The Book of Murray, the surprising, hilarious, and uplifting tale of the Old Testament's most unlikely prophet.
Available in hardcover and as an e-book. What's not to like?
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This remarkable biblical text, recently excavated from a sand trap on a Boca Raton golf course, tells the story of Murray, son of Irving, of the Tribe of Levi (Relaxed Fit). Though a poor student and a disappointment to his parents, Murray hears God's call. Soon he is wandering the land, dispensing wisdom, diet tips, and other unsolicited advice ("Love the stranger, though not on the first date") whether on a mountaintop or at a themed bar mitzvah.
He offers prophecies, interprets dreams, performs miracles, and judges a dispute between two women fighting over a cherished black-and-white cookie — all leading to the spectacular finale.
Filled with divinely inspired yet practical wisdom ("Thou shalt not freelance"), The Book of Murray is an affectionate and mirthful romp for readers of all faiths.
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